Kareena Kapoor Khan Trapped and Fucked



Kareena Kapoor. Jiska naam hum saab jaante hai. Bollywood ki top actress jiska janm hua tha bade khandan mein. Bachpan se lekar aab tak kisi bhi chiz ki kami nahi hui use. Ab woh ek bade khandan ki bahu hai. Pati ek bada film star aur 2 bachche. Aaj bhi figure qatil. 40 ki hokar bhi madmast hai yeh. Kareena Kapoor jisne amir aur aisho aram ki zindagi hi dekhi hai. Lekin yeh waqt bahut ajeeb si chiz hoti hai. Zaroori nahi ki Kareena ki zindagi mein sirf ek tarfa amiri zindagi hi hogi. Aanewale waqt mein aisa situation bhi aayega jo uski zindagi ko hila ke rakh bhi sakti hai.
Waqt tha 300 saal pehle. Madhya Pradesh mein ek jungle tha jaha ek amir parivaar tha. Us parivaar ka ek mukhya tha jiska naam Sajjan Singh tha. Bade ghar ka aadmi. Gaon ka zamindaar. Dhaana gaon mein uskk hukumat chalti thi. Apne larivaar ke saath alishan makan mein rehta tha. Parivaar bada tha. Sajjan Singh ki riyasat taqate badhti jaa rahi thi. Woh waqt Mughal ka tha. Mughal ki taqate uspe aankh uthakar dekh nahi paa rahi thi. Sajjan Singh kuch jyada hi satta aur paiso ke nashe mein choor tha. Mughal ke badshah use apne saath judne ko kehte the lekin woh saaf saaf mana kar deta tha. Waqt gujarta gaya aur Mughal ka waqt khatam ho chuka tha. Ab woh ek kamjor shashan bana tha.
Aab aate hai Sajjan Singh pe. Waqt ke saath saath Sajjan Singh ki krurta badhti gayi. Jab maan chaha kisi ki bhi zameen hadap leta tha. Uske 3 bete aaye deen kisi bhi ladki ko uthake kuch bhi kar dete the. Sajjan Singh ki haveli mein Madari naam ka ek naukar rehta tha. Jo bahut hi buddha tha. Umar 70 saal. Madari ke 2 aur junior naukar the jo thik usi ke umar ke the. Sajjan Singh ka badhta atank logo mein darr ka mahol paida kiye jaa raha tha. Madari waise us haveli ka imandaar naukar jaroor tha lekin uski i.andaari aalhir mein dagmaga gayi. Uski wajah thi Sajjan Singh ki jawan beti jiska naak Abha Singh tha.Woh behad dilkash aur behad khubsoorat thi. Hazaro gaon mein uske khubsoorati ki charcha hoti thi. Mughal ka raja usse shaadi karna chahata tha. Apne aadmi ko Sajjan Singh ke haveli bheja. Woh 50 aadmi gaye to Sajjan Singh ke ghar Abha ko lene lekin lautke wapis na aaye. Sajjan Singh ne unko tezab ke talaab mein dubake maara. Itni kroor tarah se maara ki Mughal ka darbar dehel gaya. Darr ke maare kisi ki himmat nahi hui Sajjan Singh pe hamla karne ki.
Abha Singh ka pehredaar tha Madari. Isi wajah se woh dono saath mein chalte phirte.Madari ke kaamo se Abha khush rehti. Madari koi mauka nahi chodta tha Abha ke saath nazdiki badhane ka. Dono ke bich bahut hi jyada umar ka farq tha. Sajjan Singh Abha ki shaadi to kya kisi bhi mard ke samne Abha ko bhatakne tak nahi deta tha. Abha bhi kisi mard ke pyaar se vanchit rehti thi. Isi baat ka fayeda Madari ne utha liya. Yes Madari aab laagatar Abha ko yeh mehsoos kara raha tha ki woh Sajjan Singh ke atyachar ko jhel rahi hai. Poore deen dukhi rehti Abha aur Madari nazdik aane laage. Abha ko kisi bhi mard ka sharirik pyaar nahi mil raha tha aur isiliye use Madari jaise kaale buddhe ko apna saathi bana liya. Madari aur Abha duniya se chupkar gaon ke ek andheri gufa mein apne jism ki pyaas ko bujhate the. Woh buddha kaala naukar Abha ko roj gufa ke andar chodta tha. Gufa mein aab Madari ne apna ghar bana liya tha jaha woh roz Abha ko bulata aur ghanto tak uske jism ko khud se lapetkar chodta tha. Abha ke andar sex ki pyaas is kadar badhne laagi ki woh ab Madari ko apne kamre mein bulakar ghanto tak sex karti thi. Abha ko ab Madari ke bina rehna jeena mushkil laag raha tha. Madari ke do buddhe saath Juggu aur Bali bhi is najayaz sambandh ke baare mein jaantethe.
Ek deen Madari ne Abha ko ek baat bataya. Usne Abha ko uske saath shaadi karne ko kaha. Abha ne apna darr jataya. Usne kaha ki agar haveli mein kisi ko bhi pata chal gaya to jaan se haath dhona padega. Madari ne apne dono ke saath use ashwasan diya k shaadi karte hi woh char log kahi door bhaag jayenge. Abha ko yeh baat sahi laagi. Madari ne kaha shaadi ke liye apne haveli se kimti jevar aur sona chura laaye taaki bhagne ke baad aram ki zindagi charo log gujar sake. Abha ne yeh baat maan li. Agle hafte teeno buddho ne gufa ko saja diya. Shaadi usi deen honewali thi. Abha ne toorant subah subah saara saman le liya aur apne maa ki tijori se apne hisse ke saare gehne aur jevarat lekar bhaag gayi. Abha aur Madari ki yojna sahi jaa rahi thi lekin Abha ne ek galti kar di. Usne bhale hi apne maa ke chabi ka nakli chabi banaya lekin chori karte waqt locker ko thik se baand nahi kiya jisse Abha ke maa ki nazar us locker pe pad gayi. Locker ko thik se kholke dekha to sabhi ke jevar waha pade to the lekin Abha ka jevar gayab tha. Abha ki maa ko uska ravaiya kuch deeno se sahi nahi laag raha tha aur aaj uske hisse ke gehne na hone par aisa shaq hua ki woh kisi aadmi saath bhaag gayi muh kaal karwane. Abha ki maa ne toorant daudte hue Sajjan singh ko yeh saari baat bata di.
Ghusse se bokhlaya Sajjan Singh Abha koke liye 30 logo ke saath nikal pada. Sajjan Singh ne socha ki Madari ke paas jaaya jaaye. Shayad uska angrakshak hone ki wajah se woh kaha gayu yeh pata hoga. Lekin Sajjan Singh ko kya pata tha ki woh buddha is waqt mandap mein uski jawan beti ke saath shaadi kar raha hai. Sajjan Singh gufa ki taraf chal diya. Sajjan Singh ke aadmi bahar khade the. Sajjan Singh apne 2 beto ke saath andar ghusa. Andar la drashya jaise hi Sajjan ne dekha to pairo se zamin khisak gayi. Samne dekha to mandap mein uski beti ke gale mein Madari ne mangalsutra daal diya. Aab to sindhoor bhi maang mein laag gaye the. Ghusse se tilmilaya Sajjan ka beta dodte hue Madari ko pakada aur jor ka thappad maara. Dono bhai Madari aur uske saathi ko jor jor se marne laage. Sajjan daudta hua bahar gaya aur sabhi aadmiyon ko wapis chale jaane ko kaha. Agar sabhi aadmiyon ko pata chal gaya to poore gaon mein badnami ho jayegi. Madari aur uske do saathi maar kha rahe the.
Sajjan Singh ne Abha ko pakada aur khada kar diya baakiyon ke samne. Toorant Abha ne pandit ko bulaya aur shaadi tudwane ki rasam shooru ki. Sajjan Singh ke ghar ka pandit bahut wafadaar tha. Usne kaam shuru kiya. Shaadi todne ki prakriya shuru hui. Abha ne bahut koshish ki lekin kuch nahi ho paa raha tha. Ghusse mein Abha ne Sajjan Singh ke haath se bandook chin li aur khud ko goli maar diya. Marte waqt woh boli main sirf Madari ki hoon aur uske beena main nahi jeene wali. Abha ki laash ko dekhkar Sajjan Singh hakka bakka reh gaya. Jawan beti ki laash ko dekhkar rone laaga. Madari bhi rote hue Abha ki laash ko uthaya aur jor jor se roone laaga. Pandit ka vardan shrap logo ko laag jaata tha. Sajjan Singh uska khas mitra tha. Apne dost ka dard use dekha nahi gaya aur ghusse mein aake Madari ki taraf dekha. Madari us waqt bahut dukhi tha. Madari bahut jor jor se rone laaga. Woh pandit ghusse se madari ke paas aaya aur paani ko muthi me rakhte hue Madari pe chidak diya aur kaha ki yeh aadmi saalo saalo isi gufa mein bhatkega aur iske do chele dost bhi saalo se yaha hi batkenge. Yeh chahkar bhi nahi mrityu ko paa nahi sakenge. Madari ko ek aur shrap dete hue kaha ki woh itna badsurat lagega ki shaitaan bhi use swikar nahi karega. Madari bahut roya aur maafi manga.
Madari bahut jor jor se rota hua pandit se maafi maanga. Pandit bhi khud ke maan ko kabu na kar saka. Usne is shrap ne mukti paane ka raasta bataya. Kisi bhi kanya ke saath sharirik sambandh banaya to woh is gufa se nikal sakega. Madari ke do dost Gufa se bahar nikal sakte hai lekin unko bhi mrityu na Milne ka shrap mila. Unko is shrap se tabhi mukti milegi jab woh Madari ke saath sharirik sambandh wali ladki ke saath sharirik sambandh rakhenge. Matlaab teeno ko ek hi aurat ke saath sexual relation rakhna hoga. Agar yeh karne mein safal hue to Madari bahar nikal salega Gufa se. lekon Madari ko wo ladki ke saath shadi krni padengi tabhi woh sabhi is shrap se mukt hokar mrutyu praprt kar sakenge. Yeh kaam asan nahi tha kyonki koi bhi aurat Madari ke kurup chehre ko dekhkar sex to kya nazdik bhi nahi jaayegi. Isi wajah se aaj bhi 300 salo se woh Gufa mein bhatak rahe hai. Jaggu aur Bali raat ko hi bahar nikalte. Deen dahade nahi. Aaj woh Gufa itna poora aur bhutiya hai ki aas paas ke sabhi gaon wale gaon chodke chale gaye aur 2 kilometer door aake bas gaye.
Aab aate hai aaj ke waqt mein. Mumbai ke Bollywood mein caroro rupaye kamake raani ki tarah jeene wali kareena do bachcho ki maa banane ke baad apne career mein aage badhna chahati thi lekin kuch kamyaabi hasil nahi ho rahi thi. Use aab supporting actress ke roles offer hone laage. Kareena jo ek zamane mein itni badi superstar thi bhala use yeh supporting role kaise pasand aayeya. Apne kaam se tang aakar Kareena ne ghusse mein apne manager ko dhamki di ki agar use lead role ka offer nahi mila to woh use nikal degi. Pressure mein aakar manager ne kaam shuru kar diya. Aakhirkar kaafi deeno baad manager ne rahat ki saas li jab uske contact mein samne ek producer mila jiska naam tha Ali Abbasi. Ali Abbasi ek bahut jaana pehchana producer hai. Woh Kareena Kapoor ko lekar ek horror movie banana chahata tha. Waise Kareena Kapoor ka waqt thoda kharab chal raha tha isiliye yeh movie sign kar di. Use waise bhi horror movies nahi pasand. Waide bhi Dharma production ne uske saath doori bana li. Dharma pe waise bhi uska ghussa tha. Kareena Kapoor ne film sign to kar di lekin fees ki baari aayi to fee amount bahut kaam tha. Film ka budget bahut down hai. Waise bhi Ali Abbasi ki movie kai dafa B grade movie the. Budget kaam hone ki wajah se Kareena Kapoor ka signing amount 1.5 crore hi tha. Waise 1.5 crore Kareena Kapoor ke liye bahut kaam hai. Phir bhi chota role ya phir supporting role se aacha hai lead role mein kaam karna bhale hi story kitni bekaar ho.
Ali Abbasi film banane ke liye raazi to hua lekin film ki shooting Mumbai mein nahi ho sakti thi. Film ka co producer Naseer Patel chahata tha ki shooting Madhya Pradesh ke Dhanna gaon ke paas ho. Naseer patel jiski umar 60 saal ki hai. Mota aur bahut hi kamina insaan. Production ke alwa cocin ka bada smuggle karta hai. Waise Kareena Kapoor ko itna door shooting karwana to bahana tha asal mein woh kuch aur karne ke firak mein the.
Kareena Kapoor pe bahut saalo se nazar gadaya hua tha. Madhya Pradesh mai gaav ka naam sunkar Kareena Kapoor ko bahut ajeeb laaga. Film producers ka clear instruction tha ki shooting poore 1-2 mahine tak chalegi. Kisi ko bhi wapis ghar jaane ko nahi milega. Aab rahi baat gaon dihadi to phir yeh saab Kareena Kapoor ke bas ki baat nahi hai. Naseer Patel ne saaf saaf keh diya ki Kareena Kapoor apne assistant aur manager ko waha na le jaaye. Naseer ne Kareena ko guarantee bhi di ki waha local police ka security 24 hours rahegi. Isiliye apne guards ko waha le jaane ki taqleef na kare. Laag to aise raha tha ki Kareena Kapoor ko waha bandeee banane ka plan chal raha ho. Aab yeh baat to producer Naseer aur director Ali Abbasi hi jaane. Ali Abbasi ka waqt bahut boora tha waise apni life mein sirf B grade movie hi ki hai. uska bhi tharak dimaag Kareena Kapoor pe chaya tha. Pichle 20 saalo se koshish ki apne picture mein lene ka. Waha ek aur bada instruction tha ki kisi ko bhi pata na chale ki Kareena Kapoor waha hai. Gaon ke kuch logo ko hi bataya gaya tha iss baare mein kyuki Kareena Kapoor ek bahut badi superstar thi logo ko pata chalta to bheed jama ho jaati aur shooting mai takleef paida ho skti thi..
Agle hafte Kareena Kapoor shooting location pe pahunchi. Waha unko ek guest house mein rehna tha. Us guest house ko unhi ke needs ke mutabik banaya gaya tha. High facility bed room, Kareena ke kiye poora floor booked tha. Us floor mein sirf Kareena Kapoor hi rahegi aur koi nahi rahega. Baaki ke 3 floors pe sabhi cast and crew rehne wale the. Shooting to abhi 4 deen ke baad honewali thi. Kareena Kapoor us waqt sheher se bahar ek isolated area mein reh rahi thi. Waha jyadatar phones chalte nahi the. Kareena ko samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ki aakhir kis tarah ki film hai yeh.
Kareena ko bass itna pata tha ki film mein uske saath Anil Joshi naam ka actor kaam kar raha hai. Kareena apne luxurious car mein pahunchi. Waha local police to nahi lekin Naseer patel ke bahut saare guards the aur baaki crew ..
Welcome Kareena Kapoor. Welcome. How are you ?” Ali Abbasi ne Kareena Kapoor ko poocha.
“I am fine. Lekin Ali yeh jagah bahut ajeeb laag rahi hai. I hope mere kehne ke mutabik mere liye sahi facalities ka arrangement ho gaya hoga.” Kareena Kapoor ne thoda attitude dikhate hue kaha….
“Yes yes all done.”
Ali Kareena ko lekar uske room ki taraf gaya. Us waqt sabhi logo ki nazar Kareena Kapoor pe tiki hui thi. Baat darasal yeh hai ki sabhi log B grade movies pe set ka kaam karte the. Pehli baar Bollywood ke sabse badi superstar Kareena Kapoor ko dekha. Jyadatar sabhi log mard hi waha pe the. Ladies ka department bhi tha. Kareena Kapoor observe kar rahi thi ki saab use ghoor rahe hai. Woh bhi khud pe ghamand kar rahi thi ki aakhir 40 ki hokar bhi aaj bhi logo ko garam kar de waise laag rahi thi. Lekin Kareena ko us waqt ajeeb laag raha tha. Sabhi logo se introduction jab karwaya gaya.. sabhi jydatar aged the aur Itne ajeeb laag rahe the ki Kareena ko nervousness feel ho raha tha..
“Waise Kareena humare film ki shooting 4 deen baad hogi.” Ali Abbasi ne kaha.
“Itna time kyon laag raha hai shooting start karne mein ?” Kareena ne frustration mein kaha.
“Thoda technique issue hai.”
“Oh god. Tum saab bhi na mera time waste kar rahe ho.” Kareena Kapoor ka attitude jyada dikhane laaga.
Kareena Kapoor ke is attitude pe Ali Abbasi ko itna ghussa aaya ki gaand maar le uski. Waise bhi Ali Abbai ko bade stars ke nakhre ki aadat nahi hai. 35 saalo se B grade films mein kaam kiya hai. Kabhi bade star ke saath kaam nahi kiya isse pehle aur kiya to kiya Bollywood ki sabse badi superstar Kareena Kapoor ke saath.
“Don’t worry ma’am. Saab jaldi ho jaayega.”
Kareena Kapoor aage badhi aur apne room ko dekha. Saab thik tha lekin ek chiz kareena Kapoor ko pasand nahi aayi. Actually sabhi chize branded thi lekin hair dryer koi local company ka laag raha tha. Kareena ne hair dryer ko uthate hue kaha “yeh to bahut local brand hai. Go get me a branded one.”
Ghusse ko rokta hua Ali bola “Yes ma’am.”
“Ek baat yaad rakho. Mera cook alaag se mangaya jaaye. Woh sirf mere liye hi khana banayega.”
“Ho jaayega ma’am.”
“Abbi tum jao. I need some rest.”
Ali Abbasi ka ghussa satve aasman mein pahuncha. Itni behayad aurat usne kabhi nahi dekha. Ali Abbasi apne room chala gaya aur whiskey ka peg lagake apne ghusse ki aag ko badhane laaga. Woh soch raha tha ki yaha se jaane se pehle Kareena Kapoor ko nanga karke use mardo se kis tarah se baat karni chahaiye iska lesson padhayega. Kareena Kapoor ne shower liya. Woh aab relax hui. Aab in 4 deeno mein woh karegi kya is baat ka samajh use nahi aa raha tha. Kareena apne bed le lete hue magazine padh rahi thi. Tabhi kareena ke intercom se phone aaya. Kareena ne call receive kiya.
“Hello. Who is this ?”
“Kareenaji main Anil Joshi. Is picture mein aapke saath kaam kar raha hoon.”
“To kya ?” Kareena ne attitude dikhate hue poocha.
“Kareena ji yeh meri pehli picture hai kisi bade star ke saath. Aapse milna chahata hoon.”
“Mera mood nahi hai. Not interested.”
“Kareenaji aapke bade fan hai hum. Bahut iccha hai milne ki. Please mana maat kariye.”
Anil ne bahut request ki. Jisse Kareena bhi mana nahi kar saki. Kareena ne bhi socha ki woh bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kos superstar se woh mila hai. Waise Anil Joshi ke baare mein aapko bata doon. Anil Joshi waise bollywood movies mein side ke role karta hai. B grade movies .mein lead role. Waise apne career mein 250 se jyada films mein kaam kiya hai. Jisme 70% B ya phir C grade movies hi hai. Pichle 40 saal se bhi jyada in saab mein kaam kiya hai. Use to yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki itne bade Bollywood superstar ke saath lead role mein kaam karne wala hai. Usse apne luck par yakeen nhi ho rha tha..
Kareena Kapoor jab paida bhi nahi hui thi tab se lekar aaj tak ghise pite role kar raha hai. Aaj kismat ka sikka uchla aur laaga diya ek superstar ke saath movie mein. Anil Joshi jo dikhane mejn mota aur rang mein average. Ek average Indian jaisa color na gora na kaala.
Anil joshi Kareena ke room ke paas pahuncha aur door knock kiya. Kareena ne darwaja khola to Anil ko samne dekha. Anil ko dekhkar woh khud ko kosne laagi. Itne badsoorat log aur to aur usse bhi bahut jyada umar ka hero. Dekhne mai wo uske baap ki age ka lag raha tha..Pata nahi yeh waqt usse kya se kya karwa raha hai.
Kareena Kapoor ki khubsoorati ko dekh Anil jaise patthar sa khada ho gaya. Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki Bollywood ki superstar uske samne khadi hai aur to aur kafi deeno tak saath rahegi saath hi saath aaj woh uski film ka hero bhi hai. Usne sapne mai bhi nahi socha tha ki wo Kareena Kapoor ke saath kaam krenge..
Kareena ne thoda ego dikhate hue Anil ko andar aane ko kaha. Kareena piche mudi aur muh bigadne laagi. Kareena ke peeche khada Anil to jaise satve aasman mein ho aisa laag raha tha. Dono andar aake sofa pe beithe…
“Mujhe to yakeen nahi ho raha ki itne bade Bollywood superstar ke saath movie karoonga. Woh bhi phir se.” Anil ne apne dil ki baat kahi.
Anil ki baat sunkar Kareena ko ajeeb laaga aur boli “Aapke sasth phir se ? Mujhe yaad nahi ki humne saath mein konsi movie ki.”
“Mujhe yaad hai. Abbas Mustan ke saath apne jo movie ki usme aap lawyer ke role mein thi aur main judge ke role mein tha. Role mera waise chota tha.”
Kareena ne apna dimag ladaya aur phir haste hue kaha “Yaad aaya yaad aaya. Aapko mein bhool gayi thi woh kya hai na chota role aapka tha to waise bhi mujhe kya yaad hoga. Waise kitne aaye gaaye log mere movies mein junior artist ka kaam karte hai. Sabko yaad karne ka waqt nahi hota humare paas. You know lekin ye sach hai ki hum apna waqt baaki alaag jagah use karte hai. Boora laaga ho to sorry but this is truth.”
Kareena Kapoor ki baat sunkar Anil ko boora laaga. Kareena ka itna ghamand kisi ko bhi pasand na aaye. Anil waha se uth gaya aur darwaje ki taraf chal diya. Kareena rahat ki saas lete hue sochi chalo aacha hai itna kehne par yeh buddha nikal to gaya. Anil peeche mudke kaha “Bare star hai na aap bhala aapko kis chiz ki kami. Humse poocho jo roj struggle karte hai. Maine bhi galat socha. Socha ki ek bade star ke saath kaam karoonga. Lekin sab gaalat nikala. Aap hum jaise gira sadakchap actors ko kya yaad karoge ? Main hi gaalat nikala ki aap jaise star ka fan ban gaya. Pata hota ki aap aisi hai to is movie ko sign hi nahi karta kam se kam apka asli roop dekhne ko to nahi milta. Main buddha hoon gawar hoon side actor hoon lekin is kadar apni beijaati bhi seh leta lekin is baat ka dukh na hota ki main apka saccha fan hoon.”

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